Big Bad Bears

Life is slow in the big city. Apparently, a bunch of fat guys running round with a pig skin knocking other fat guys down is the talk of the town. That’s right, the only news to report is a silly game. Who cares we’re in the middle of a war gone amuck, or that every liberal that’s anyone has decided to run for president. The talk of the whole town is a silly game! It's ludicrous that a bunch of grown men get paid insane amounts of money to do such things. Why don’t they get real jobs and do something productive for society? As for the rest of us, we could be doing valuable things too. There are too many things that need to get done to waste time watching fat men. While I do enjoy watching a rousing amateur game on rare occasion, I can’t understand professional sports. As a Christian and an American, I would have seen great humor in a match between the “Saints” and the Patriots.